finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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