isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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