don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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