Its about making memories worth repressing
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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