There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The ass gains better be worth it
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