Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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