brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
