I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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