i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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