you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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