How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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