Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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