so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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