we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
