you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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