Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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