It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The air taste purple.
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