if you like me you must not know who I am
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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