I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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