It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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