You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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