Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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