I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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