i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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