haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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