some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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