It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it hurts more in the daytime
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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