im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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