That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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