There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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