You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I understand Curling. That high.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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