i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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