Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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