My vagina just recognized that song.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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