People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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