he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Still dying that you shit outside
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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