maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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