Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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