she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Two words: blizzard sex
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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