would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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