I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Less talking, more tequila
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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