I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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