My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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