Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I enjoy the company of your penis
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
