dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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