Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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