I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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