ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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