will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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