My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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