We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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