I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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