I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
