these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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