The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
