He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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