I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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